Classy Earwig

Ruining the lives of everyone

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

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sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

(Source: portablemiah, via patrick-stumphh)

snorlaxatives:

time differences are so fucking wild like are you in the future am i in the past wtf

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france:ten
france:twenty
france:thirty
france:forty
france:fifty
france:sixty
france:
france:
france:sixty ten
world:france what are you do—
france:four twenties
world:france stop it
france:four twenties ten
world:france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france:hundred.
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